If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
My hands always smell like pizza crust when im hungover.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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