But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
gpnpr hd vmdd nm the ggrl whm was mn my lar
I need you to use more vowels.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
My liver just had a heart attack.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
Randomize
