I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
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