why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
I am at a new level of appreciation for drunk-you, who threw up into her own sweatshirt pocket last night in the car. Brava.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
The cards I get dealt on tinder now are karma for fucking a married man while I was in high school.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
