I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Fucked him in a graveyard. Need plan b.
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