Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
I'm literally beginning to think that my sex dreams are prophesies
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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