Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
Let's drink?
Just because it's bacon vodka doesn't mean it's for breakfast.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
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