Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Yea. You locked yourself outside naked with nothing but running shoes and claimed it was a "parent trap thing."
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
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