Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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