Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Life isn't about who you kiss, drunk, at midnight. It's who you text nonsense to, sober, from the toilet.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I fucked his roommate. And that roommate's best friend. And my roommate. And my roommate's old roommate.
i'm bowing down, but slow your roll.
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
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