fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Its a good night when you make $200 and didn't have to see any balls
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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