Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
Exactly. Because my vagina can't be consoled with words. It requires a thicker form of communication
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
I woke up under a house in Key West
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