I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
The only thing I remember is doing a toddlers and tiaras dance routine onstage. I fucking CURTSIED.
OMG stop. Pretty feet? Sparkle baby!
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
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