Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
everyone knows he gets back in a week and after that i'm not sleeping around anymore. it's like i have a expiration date.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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