i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Somehow reaching for the flaming hot cheetos ended up in the best sex of my life
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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