It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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