How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
yeah but really his dick tasted like soap. like i was blowing a bar of soap
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
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