Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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