You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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