Have you finally orgasmed yet?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
Come share oat with me in your robe
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
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