There's an old bald Japanese dude on the metra next to me. He's drinking MGD on a crowded train, and rocking out way too hard to what may be the same Dallas Green song I'm listening to. Life is sweet.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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