Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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