Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
