i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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