butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
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