WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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