Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
Bear grylls would be proud of my improvisation. Just used her vibrator to massage my back after hurting it at work.
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