...so i touched it.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
i was so high it looked like the chipmunks movements were coordinated to that lady gaga song
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
It's a lube slip n slide down the hallway now. Details later.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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