just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
When he saw my tits he said "wow you should be proud.
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
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