I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
Want to get drunk and look at an xray of my dick?
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
You got me 4 pizzas and i just saw this. I'm too drunk for this shit. I just yelled "4 pizzas holy shit!" At the pizza dude
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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