dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
What do I have to do?! Spell it out for him? Why can't he just plow me and pull my hair at the same time
You are my new hero
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