she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
ALL I WANT FOR CHRISTMAS IS FOR YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP FOR ONCE
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
Randomize
