Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
I woke up in bed spooning a vacuum cleaner
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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