She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
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