i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
The things happening in my intestines right now should only ever happen at truck stops and frat houses.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
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