It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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