I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
I think i sorta joined a cult last night
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
you made out with another girl for some wings
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
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