Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
I made people serenade her before talking to her and went on a condom run. If I'm going to be in the friend zone, I'm going to be its fucking king.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
You got naked in his car? Or the koala suit was in his car? One of those sounds a lot less slutty than the other......
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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