why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I may be in the process of acquiring a second male fuck buddy and dating a girl....FUCKING STOP THE TRAIN I'M ON! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!!
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
then I ended up getting a lapdance from my TA...I love college.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
Randomize
