i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
if i die, you can have my worn out liver and american apparel deep v's.sell the liver to a chinese restaurant
nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
You're really doing everyone a disservice by wearing pants all the time.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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