shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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