We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
He used the panoramic camera on his iPhone to take a picture of his dick. And it actually filled it. Pretty sure I just came.
my roommates tied me up with rope and duct tape then left me outside the door to the hot girls' suite on my floor, knocked on the door and ran away leaving me there with a sign that says free
I'm watching Pretty Woman alone and weaving a basket for Fiona. This is my life.
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
I'm the only person I know who could have actual sex and then dream about my vibrator.
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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