apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
She's trying to figure out what kind of dinosaur I am... Yay codeine.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
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