You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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