It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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