so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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