i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
And I wasn't prepared because its been a very long and lonely season and I wasn't expecting to find dick at Press Box trivia night....
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
1. Everyone on the 1st and 3rd floor heard you. 2. The 3rd floor vibrates when we have sex. 3. The 1st floor can hear the bed squeak.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
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