I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Call me in 2 minutes and go along with what I say. You're hysterical and I must go comfort you asap. He just asked if I was ready to experience sex with a wizard and he wasnt kidding.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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