My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
cliffnotes. writing studyguide on last pack of smokes. glad this semester is over.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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