:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
