Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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