like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
He stopped his car in the middle of ongoing traffic to ask me to marry him. Then he got pulled over. Yeah I'd say the slutty Dallas Cowboys costume was a success.
Your hotness may or may not have landed him in jail.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He's at Disney with 4 kids and I'm drinking wine from the bottle in bed at 2:45pm. Does it sound like we're compatible??
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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