But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
Blow job season was short but glorious.
We are 100% horrible people, and im extremely happy we are friends
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
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