I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
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